year 2009....

2009-11-10T12:22:00.002+08:00

Todae is a tuesday....
duno where jamo dissapear to...
cathy dislocate her finger and not at home...
yan chen is not going to hazel park later....
vanes got frendly later....
later i think i will be the only mayspring person there.....
For the whole week i was like going to hazel park to play
bball with cathy and guo yue and all the other hazel park
peopoles.........
reach hme like 10 plus all the time.....
Yesterday, had psb gm... then i woke up late........ then yan chen and
vanes suppose to take taxi and i supoe to sponsor cos i owe them
money.... but in the end i woke up at 9 plus.....
then i chiong to take taxi and then reached sch at like 10 plus....
then i stay there for like 15 min then dismiss ready......
ZOMG..... so wasted,..... 11.40 fly away lidat........
Tmrw we going for unit outing.....
but cathy got chalet so she wont be going.... dont think tania
will be able to make it.....
Nvm.... tmrw going to be fun......
er... nthing else to post lehs....
my blog is like dead like hell..........
dota also not fun ready.... black shot also.....
CATHY.... faster fix ur fone.......... if not will be UBER boring........
JAMO.... faster get a fone....... VERY hard to contact u lehs....
ORIENTATION..... faster come..... VERY NTHING to do......
BEN..... faster come back hme.... want to see ur hair whether got cut or not......
GUO YUE.... faster arrange 6k outing stuffs...... want to go OUT.......
TMRW...... faster come........... want to go OUT.....
sigh........ i go eat lunch ready............
wont be posting for long time....
hoep everyone will be fine for the holidays......
cathy.... go see a doctor.......... ur finger spoil ready must faster go fix.....

2009-10-25T22:20:00.003+08:00

whooots....... Nthing bad happened todae......
Todae is sundae.....
Yesterdae was Saturdae.....
Went to Y hope for service with tania and cathy and rui yang....
then cldnt see them....
then i ACCIDENTALLY........ poke rui yang's eye and ACCIDENTALLY
knock out his contact lens.....
dun even noe how i did it....
i touut i poke hes mouth or smthing but he was covering his eye so.....
was very dark and we were looking fro tania and cathy so the ACCIDENT
happened.... sry rui yang..........
then joined c.g...... and then made like uber alot of rv frends......
so now i have c.g on wednesdays..........
better then sleeping and dotaing i guess.......
Todae i went to bpp to meet yu nian and shi smthing.... sry sry sry .....
got alot of new names to remb.......
then we start toking abt care group
and all the stuffeseses/.....
and then yu nian digress like uber alot....
dunno how he did it one... is like from the bible can go to "u noe that
sheeps are very stupid one?"
late late late,......
need to sleep cos tmrw going out again........
meeting tania and cathy and jia xuan and dunno who..........
post other times.... shld be changing blogskin soons......
WHOOHOO...................................................

2009-10-23T23:25:00.003+08:00

yeallows..... was suppose to post
like a few days or one week plus plus
ago but then my conncection failure....
so didnt get to post it......
actually i accidentally deleted it when playing dota
cos too excited..... so i press wrong.....
but..... it was a emos post.... all abt the rubbish stuffs
that happened.... so its kind of good it wasnt posted....
make the simpsons sad......
Todae we had PSS and dont forget the lyrics.....
UBER FUN!!!!
dont forget the lyrics i went up and sing leh....
2 times somemmore......
hahahah.......
but when i singing with rui yang then i keep the mike far far away
cos my voice keep breaking half way.....
so sry....... my voice too sexy to sing this type of song.....
Yesterdae had day camp......
then i scream my lungs out.....
so no voice at all..... so got sore throat so had to hold the mike
far away todae...............
is like uber fun lahs........ but then got alot alot alot to say abt
and thhen alot alot alot of no time so cannot type all.....
Tmrw going to church thing with tania and rui yang and cathy and vaness
and other peeps......
nt sure if got anymores.........
i uber tired now...... cos i keep screaming..... and then chiong the gym untill
very hiong.....
so post other times.............

2009-10-17T14:17:00.002+08:00

havent posted for like very very long.....
EOYS finished like last week and now results all
coming out ready,.....
so fast for wad........
i think this term all my subjects sure damn jia lat one....
science already total 57 plus minus % liaos......
eng even worse.... poem anaylis fail like dunno wad....
i think if maths and chi not good sure die ready....
sigh.......
Yesterdae was friday.....
then after vbal went to queensway to eat dinner with
cathy and vanes and rui yang......
wah...... cathy eat untill....... dunno wad to say........
lol....
then when we going home..... i sit beside kang tze....
STUPIDS lahs........
kang tze wake me up whack me like shit........
and then when i wake up he was like "...... stare stare...." "wake up...."
wth.........
then u sit beside him he will go crazy listening to moosic one......
sing and vibrate all over the seat..... LAWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todae woke up at like 12 going 1.....
then my back pain like crazy cos yesterdae had gym and i chiong the
train back one...
think later going to play bball at hazel park....
too bad never rain just now....
then can see cathy and vanes fall down.... lolololol....
wanted to post this uber funny vid but then com got prob....
so too bad... i just post the link can ready.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UrQfbXPhEI
nthing much to post......
but if post too little then like very lousy lidat......
so i just say gdluck to alls............... for anything ur are doing.......
and remb to watch the vid...... MUST REMB!!!!!is like uber funy......

2009-10-04T13:33:00.002+08:00

Todae is sunday....
Caught 2 lobsters today..... then the bigger
one go kill the other lobster and ate the body....
then left the head...... buried it just now......
Yesterdae went to cashew heights for mooncake fest....
then it started drizzle so we went to make sparkler bomb....
and then yan chen and janssen came....
and then the bomb was an EPIC fail....
cos it didnt even explode or anything...
it just make fire and alot alot alot of smoke....
so we gave up..... then i cant remb wad we did so skip to the
fun part.....
when the rain stop jing chow went to buy the kind of grease
or oil for the rusty door one....
then we went to spray at the candle like a flame thrower lidat....
i think jamo took vid.....
then we went to go and spray little bit little bit and make the
fire follow.....
super super cool............
6 exams left.... sians....... want to faster finish everything and
then holiday for 2 mths.....
holiday time will be so shiok.... sleep, eat, go out, play, camp, tired, sleep.....
oh yar oh yar, remb smthing abt last nite...
i went to go and buy this like fruit flavoured thing....
then is tropical lime flavour....
and is duno wad freshner....
then went to buy from minimart...
then got 4.8% alcohol lehs.....
then i drank finished 2 bottles.........
in the end got half frunk....
hahaha,... my face like damn red....
then i keep thinking of weird weird stuffs..........
lucky nver say out... if not die..........
nthing to talk abt liaos.... looking forward to after exams cos
got smthing will happen.......
jia yous everyone....
happy, revived my blog agians...............

2009-09-26T10:55:00.002+08:00

Yeallows.... back to revive my blog.....
Like very wasted to just close it cos i
maintain it for one year liaos.....
so just leave lidat......
Yesterday we had mooncake fest....
Very fun..... then we watch the performance
and i was the only one eating the green color
buttock looking thing.....
And we made our own lantern..... then make untill
super jia lat.... the bottom part hung out and broke in
the end..........
so we just went out and played monkey with vball....
then very dark cos it was nite....
and then throw here and there and then very fun....
cos almost nobdy could see anybody.....
then the teacher came and then stop the game...
he say "等一下你们看不到球then 被球打到 how?"
so we went and light our own lantern....
and then zhi cao say "Eh now use lantern can see rite?
Then we dun throw ball we throw lantern.
Lantern sure can see one. No need scared cannot see and get hit."
LAWLS....... funny funny.....
Yesterdae yin jia said " why u todae so depressed?"
and po yii asked a while later when we walking down the stairs
"why u todae like so gloomy so sad lidat?"
i got meh?
Todae is a saturdae..... sucks.... i like school daes better.....
nvm... last another 2 more daes then go back sch liaos......
jia yous all for EOY!! i haf to start studying liaos....
EOY fail sure die like super..............

2009-09-14T22:32:00.000+08:00

super long nver post... so come
back to repost a happy post this time....
went to library todae with jamo and yan chen
to do hmw....
ended up reading story book and janssen
go play dota on his com.....
i think jamo only did hmw for like 30 min
then went back hme liaos.....
Todae super super heng....
all the hmw nver do, all the teachers nver scold....
chi no hmw....
eng oral presentation this morn woke at 5 to do....
sci all the papers nver do but todae tmrw no sci....
geog nver do but mrs ong didnt noe timetable change so
she came super late.....
history mr lai say he nver explain so nver mind to those
who nver do.....
maths todae got test so all hmw nver check.....
wah..... thank god.....
so so so so so lucky.............
so im quite happy todae....
plus i just got all the notes from vaness
for tmrw's sci test so i no need jamo to lend me to chiong
tmrw morns......
Tmrw is a tues which means it shldnt suck......
in the morns i sending janssen and yan chen
go sch..... so good of me.... wahahaha......
Lucky my bro fell asleep ready.....
he super irritating like crazy.......
like super super super super noisy.........
then my sis is even worse and plus together is like.....
aiyah........ noisy noisy noisy....
oh yars, tmrw we going to karrisa's hse to do
gym again....
means super super fun.... lol....
oh yars, and i got into PSL.....
which means nxt year, first week confirm gone liaos....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
shiokarh...........

2009-09-06T13:00:00.000+08:00

Super long nver post liaos so
this will be like the last time
i try to revive my blog....
i think the next time its dead
i'll probably close it.....
So, todae's Sundae.....
cold cold cold cos yesterdae rained
i think....
cant remb cos i slept at 5 plus....
skipped dinner but woke up at like 11 to 12
to eat maggi.......
cant think porperly todae....
feeling super screwed....
hahahas, copy karrisa.....
cant wait for tmrw...
then got vball......
Feel like calling vivek....
then can crap to him for like dunno how
long cos hes super free all the time cos
he finish all his hmw liaos...
and if hes not free he wont even pick up
the foen or smthing lidat so i wont noe hes
not free.....
I think later im going to skip all my tuitions....
all change timing or smthing cos i'll probably sleep
and then sleeping in tuition is damn expensive
cos it will be like 90 dollars plus for 90 mins
of sleep.....
Okays, update all the stuffs i wanted to post abt
but then i was too lazy to....
i cut hair.... and xuan jim says it looks abit like rui yang's
but i dun like it at all....
no offense rui yang.....
and then i got 3.3 for gpa....
at least i maintained....
and xuan jim dropped by 0.3.....
Teacher's day passed a few days ago....
then guo yue and wee and vivek and jamo
and jin chow all came my hse...
then we play halo 2.....
and then after that got super big big headache....
then cannot do jian bao and zuo wen properly....
and ended up making a super stupid excuse to
get extra time to do......
untill now i still havent pass up yet......
i think i go sch on thurs that time then i put
in li lao shi's pigeon hole....
i think got alot of other stuffs but i cant remb cos
my memory super shyts nowadays.....
so nows i going to end the post and go eat lunch liaos...
wahs, super crap day today....
sad sad sad sad sad post..............................
i think i shld go to church.....
mebbe that will help.........

2009-08-20T21:56:00.000+08:00

Todae was thursdae....
and me and rui yang and kang tze
went to queensway to da bao
curry chicken back to makan in sch.....
then we just started eating when the
vballers start warm up....
and then when we got to the court
we got like 40 pumping strait....
so it was like freakingly hard to
do standard to i saw kang tze chickenising
so i just chickenise like 10 plus....
sians....
nthing to posts....
oh yar, i cld jump spike like properly
a few times to dae....
then we played king of the court....
and then was very fun....
hope tmrw will be evn more fun..............

2009-08-19T20:28:00.000+08:00

Todae had nthing to do so i
just went to you tube for fun....
and i saw this vid abt a woman shouting
heil hitler to a jew.....
it was at a health care debate
in las vegas....
and the woman shouted "heil hitler"
to a jew who supported health reform.....
wth man.....
that was so unneccasry.....
even if shes against health reform she
doesnt need to do smthing lidat rite?
i mean thats like so disrespectfull.....
and it was on national tv there....
its like all over the news now.....
and that jew was so pissed that when he shouted hes
voice got a squeaky..........
that woman was ridiculous.......
not happy with him also no need to go racist and
shout something lidat wad.....
no need to go for insults and all the crap wad....
theres a reason they called it a health debate.....
cos it was to debate not to hurl racist insults.....
someone shld go sue her or smthing.....
that guy's family was all killed in the holocaust....
and she said smthing lidat....
shes like drunk or smthing.....
u shld go see how she reacted when the guy said
he had to pay 8000 for 2 hrs in emergency unit....
stupid woman.......
sigh sigh sigh.....
dun wan tok abt this anymore......
Todae was a wed....
quite okays lah.....
nthing happened....
except that we had cyberwellnes....
then had to run around doing all sorts of rubbish.....
sians........
nows need copy super alot of chi.......

2009-08-18T21:42:00.000+08:00

quite long nver posted liaos....
since i nthing to post abt i
just post abt the anons in my cbox.....
thks all the peoples that help me
tok....
cos i very sian of blogging so i nver
really come back to see....
dun really care who rote that larhs actually
but ah wells, peoples like dat dirty my cbox....
so might as well cleans it.....
so first, the people that say i flirt....
guessing u are a guy cos usually girls wont
say that.....
if ur a girl then sry.... but who cares...
wads the prob with toking to girls can?
u mean u dun tok to girls?
ur probably from rv cos if not u wont noe
much abt me....
rv is like 3/4 girls can?
and being frends with girls is totally nthing wrong...
if u think that being gd frends with a girl is flirting
then get a life....
ur either living in the past or are INCREDIBLY immature....
and "someone".... is that the best insult u can think
of? if so, i pity u....
that insult was pathetic.....
u shld like jump off a building to find inspiration for
new insults or smthing cos i dun think anyone in this
world still uses such useless insults......
seriously... if u really haf so much time in the world to
go to my cbox to say that i suck, why dont u just tell
it to me...
dont u find it ridiculous that u haf to go to my cbox to
talk bad abt me?
get a life.....
wan to complain, come find me....
if not then dun dirty my cbox with pathetic insults.....
they make me sick......
wah..... i nver post lidat before... hahahahahaha

2009-08-12T18:49:00.000+08:00

very very very very long nver
post liaos....
actually i tried a few daes back
but the post was not there....
Todae is wednesday.... no chi
and got like 3 hrs with mr lim...
sians....
tmrw is the cheng yu exam thing.....
Yesterdae, i went to go cut hair....
then i say dun cut too short....
and i say side burn dun cut so much....
in the end side burn cut short short and
my hair still looks the same....
walaos... looks like craps......
todae i went home on time for the first
time sice quite long.....
very boring... i fell asleep.....
then i woke up at like 6 smthing.....
oh yars, todae, i made my first fried egg
sandwich.....
is like so damn easy.... shld haf done it so
long ago.......
i nows got nthing to post at alls......
cos not much happened........
i think tmrw must pass chem assignment..............

2009-07-31T21:27:00.000+08:00

Todae is a fridae.......
i think todae not much happened
so i'll just post abt stuff that happened
on other daes.....
Yesterdae, was a thursdae....
then i was laffing like dunno wad during
speech and drama.....
had a good time untill maths started and
mrs choy was in a bad mood....
then i forgot to do her work and then she
suspend my chairperson duty and darren's
for like one week....
then give it to po yii and vallerie.....
hahahahahahs........
then she like very angry lidat... then po yii
turn and was going to tell me smthing....
then i smile and then she tout i was like
laffing at her or smthing.........
then she was like WADS SO FUNNY??!! GET OUT OF THE CLASS
AND GO GENERAL OFFICE AND STAND!!!!
so i was "like general office ah? ok......"
then i went there and the wind was very nice.....
not like classroom lidat, so hot.....
then i thought she was going to make me stand there
untill lesson end.....
in the end she ask po yii to come and ask me go up.....
she didnt even let me explain leh..... is only she ask me go out then
she let me explain....
i think the worst thing abt this was she go and say "DUN SHOW ME UR TEETH!!"
walaos..... got big mouth also my fault mehs? then right after she said that
she go and ask me to explain wad happen just now....
wth.... i tok sure show teeth one rite? so how to tok....?
stupid.......
anyways, nows i dunnid wear the rings and after the one week
of suspension which i think wont end, i will like go and quit.....
i too sian to be already and i think mrs choy will be happy to sack
me so why nots.......
Yesterdae i sprained my finger cos jerrian go and slam the basketball on it....
then jiao lian join the game.... then after he leave mr keith go and join....
okays, abt Todae.....
Todae we had gym but then the netball seniors book the gym so we
had to wait untilll like 3 smthing to 4.....
then jia qi and i was like why dun share? then jerrian was like
"we dont want peoples thinking we are working out together the wrong way....."
LAWLS!!! then while we were waiting i suddenly talk abt how old
teachers punish students....
i cant type out here but its seriously freakingly funny but damn sick
also so i cant type if not then i must flag my blog as inappropriate
if not all those young young children's parents will like sue me or smthing....
hahahahahs no lah no lah.....
i very very sians and pek chegg (i hav no idea how to spell)......
mebbe shld go and run.....
or go walk with jamo agains.....
i quitted naruto again........

2009-07-27T20:36:00.000+08:00

Todae is mondae....
sucks as usual....
Todae chi was very fun......
loved chi.........
like we played the call the name thing.....
so fun fun fun.....
then my grp haf to stand up damn alot cos my grp got jasmine,
which has jia, and haf me which has jie, and sheila which
has min, and we haf me which has chen.....
so like li lao shi call, everyone, chen. jia, min, jie....
and our grp stand up continuously........
nows everything is so sian sian sian....
everythings average average average....
nthings happening.... 1L's not high anymore..... thats like
very obvious.... i think the only teacher that actually
noticed wld be mr lai....
Todae for the first time in my entire life, someone told me that
the joke i posted was funny....
the joke abt the dog named sex....
i like posted it 3 times already and nobody even commented....
the todae cathy came and said, eh u noe the joke abt the dog, is damn funny...
and i was like, finally.......
was talking to vivek..... talking abt how the new species of sianess im experiencing....
oh yars, recently, i just started watching naruto.....
so tailedfox.com is getting alot of visits from me.....
sigh, i so sian nows.... so i go watch naruto...

2009-07-23T17:38:00.002+08:00

Yesterdae got LOA cos yun yu got
h1n1 so all the peoples sitting near him
haf to go hme.....
so went home cos i was sitting behind him during dnt i also sit with him......
Todae woke up at like 10 smthing near 11...... Then aunty told me that the sch called and i was still sleeping....
hahahahahas.... then at afternoon they called and i was eating so i lazy to go and pick up....
then they called my mother and say why no one pick up...... lol.....
Heard that the test was very very hard.... but i cant say who say.....
I never go home straight after school since the first day of the term.... then yesterdae i reach home at 2 smthing.....
hahahahahhas..... god reilly wants me to go hme early........
realised todae that my leg not even liaos.... cos i sprained my ankle so i keep using my left leg.... then now my left leg slightly bigger than right leg.....
so weird..... i think once start vball training then will go back to normal....
hopefully lahs.......
Todae the sky very very very clear....
very very very blue......
its like from my hse u canot see any clouds at alls.....
if yesterdae the weather was like this then can see the eclipse ready......
but yesterdae weather totally sucked.....
its like raining and raining and clouds everywhere......
so jamo sad sad the whole morning......
I want to go sch tmrw..... Tmrw got gym.......
and last lesson is chi, which means can go off like abit early......
and got DnT, which means got handson......
and tmrw got same recess as rui yang so mebbe can play abit vball......
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad ......
nthing to do do do do.....
spaming my own posts.....
at least i got no hmw at alls....
cos jamo say he cldnt find po yii so he just went hme......
go back to sch vball sure will suck like crap.....
cos i so long never play liaos......
sad sad sad sad sad.....................
i suddenly feel like eating ba gua...........

2009-07-18T21:39:00.002+08:00

My 220th post liaos.....
nver posted for quite a while
cos my com abit got prob.....
like the internet take damn damn
long to load so too lazy to post....
nows finally got into so i just post.....
sprained my ankle a few days ago.....
then the old man i went to press untill
damn pain.... like he go and use his thumb and
press into the swollen part untill like cannot
stand lidat........
then now can wear slippers go sch.... hahahahas......
but the medicine in the bandage looks like shit.....
seriously, its like all blackish brownish greenish shit colored.....
i think it was yesterdae, then i went to queensway to eat
curry chicken again.... seems ike nthing better to eat
so go eat chicken...... sch food still sucks more........
then like alot of peoples "touch " karrisa..... !!!
no lah no lah..... cos at first then got one short short
boy go and walk pass..... then his bag very big so he knock into
karrisa's bum..... then her reaction was like damn funny,....
she go and say very loud " wah! 乱动人啊?!!" then evryone
turn and look..... then the short boy look at her like damn stunned
lidat,...... hahahahaahahahahas..... then after that yu teng's finger
brush her bum or smthing....
todae played dota in the library instead of doing the sci project....
actually i got do a bit lahs.... i outlined the first word.... LAWLS!!!
then chong yuan brought his laptop and then i remb that jamo
put dota inside my thumbdrive so i can like play anywheres.....
Todae, i went to the old man to fix my ankle again.... cos he say
must come back after 2/3 days so i went back....
then i put new bandage and new shit inside......
hope it gets better..... cca start liaos so cannot keep dun go for training.....
tired tired tired........ go sleep liaos.......

2009-07-13T21:16:00.008+08:00

Todae went to queensway to eat....
then got curry on my shirt....
i think sure very very very hard to wash
off one.....
that's wad po yii said.....
tmrw having vball!!! Whoots.......
hope we on form again....
then i can tell janssen the story like 8 times
in a week.....
hars hars hars.........
todae was quite boring..... fell asleep in malay
class....... as in total fall asleep.... like i didnt
even hear ANYTHING mr hussein said at alls....
then mrs choy came in late i think so it was like her
lesson seemed the shortest....
then art lesson time was nthing to do.....
so i started drawing a maze on my hand... and kasia
kept saying it lookes very scary..... dunno why..........
sigh sigh sigh......... i dun like sch now.... other than vball
and some other stuffs, not much to look forward to......
and nows i got nthing to post.....
sad sad sad sad...... so since i really got nthing to dos, im going
to post a joke that i posted like 3 times already....
A DOG NAMED SEX
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him *rover* or *spot*.
I called mine *sex*. Now sex has been very embarrassing to me when
I went to the city hall to renew the dog's license for sex. I told the clerk
I'd like a license for sex he said. "I would like to have one too!". Then I
said, "she is a dog!!". He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said,
"you don't understand. I had sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You
must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have
sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said,
"but sex has played a big part in my life and my life revolves around sex." He
said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in
his church. I told him everybody would like having sex at the wedding. The
next day we were married at the justice of peace. My family was barred from
the church then on.
When my wife and went on out honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we
checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my
wife and a special room for sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for
sex. I said, "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "
me too!"
One day I entered sex in a contest. But before the competition began, sex ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was
going to have sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.
"You don't understand!!" I said. "I hoped to have sex on TV!!". He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "your honour. I had sex before I was married, but sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "me too!!"
Last night, sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with my psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "sex has been my best friend all of my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer. So lonely." The doctor said, "look mister you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend. So get yourself a dog."
hahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahaas.......

2009-07-12T14:40:00.008+08:00

nthing to do again so back to posting fotos......

wah.... everyone go and disturb mrs lim....... see she suddenly grow 4 plus hands on her head...... then all the hands block jing chow's face liaos.......

2009-07-12T12:22:00.017+08:00

i really nthing to do.....
so i just post all the super old fotos......
i think some of them i nver post before

cos last time take too many liaos....

then cant remb..........

Okays... this foto always cracks me up......

Especially when i see jamo.....

i nt making fun k? but is damn damn funny....

last time his shorts so tight.....

and his hair is really durian lehs!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahas.........
sry jamos.....

cldnt resist putting this foto.....

2009-07-11T18:25:00.002+08:00

this week was the fastest week in
my life.......
yesterdae i didnt even noe that the
week was over........
Had self training yesterdae.......
Played untill damn fun.... was on form
yesterdae...........
and the ball got all dirty again......
i shouldnt even haf bothered washing it
at alls....
Yesterdae was very good.......
Todae cos haf to go tuiti0n so i had
to skip sleeping while it was raining....
dammit...........
i think got quite a lot of hmw to do but i
still dun care..... i think i chiong all tmrws,.......
mebbe mondae i will go home on time......
untill todae, i haven went home straight after school
yet lehs..... not even one time......
wah.... so long........
but now starting more hmw liaos so mebbe shld go hme
earlier.....
Packed my bag for the first time in almost 3/4 of a year
a few days back.......
i actually got out my old file to put all the rubbish.....
so cool rite? so its like im not carrying a rubbish bag liaos....
im carrying a bag with a rubbish bag inside....
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahas.......
and i was so amazingly proud about it the next dae.....
i dunno if jamo will remb......
lost in the captain ball match yesterdae with 1J......
everyone was attacking and no one was blocking......
so we lost like hell......
and then i hit my specs.....i cant remb how..... i think the ball
hit my face lahs.... then when i went for CID, i just push the
sides a bit and i fixed it.....
WOOHOO!!!!
lols...............
now i very sian everydae...... looking forward to next vball
training.......... then mebbe can learn how to jump spike.....
i starting to want sch to last longers........... at least got smthing
to do that supposed to being doing.....
cos even if no sch, go hme do wad??
nows is weekend and i so sian...... if weekdae no sch........
wah die die die........
nows kasia like vball alots..........
wonder why....... then yeseterdae me and kang tze and rui yang
and zhi xuan( i still nt sre how to spell) play circle with her.....
okays lahs........
yesterdae's training rawked....... so damn damn damn damn fun.....

i think i left my eng wksheet at sch.......................................

2009-07-08T22:01:00.003+08:00

Todae spent the nite watching
M.J's public memorial thing......
It was like damn damn sad.......
so wasted..... hes like only 50 and he got
3 children and he was going to haf mega concert.....
i think my class no one like M.J lehs......
wah the whole evening channel 5 use to show the
public memorial lehs.... is like all the scheduled
shows all nvr show....
Mebbe if i had went for it then i can come back and
get quarantine..... wah..... that wld be shiok......
so sad sad sad sad sad.....
Shortest post for a long long time.....
sad sad sad sad post........

2009-07-05T14:10:00.002+08:00

Today i went back to my archives
and look at all my old posts.....
then i realized that this blog i sthe only thing
that i maintained for more than a year before
in my whole whole whole life.........
so cool.......
Then i went to see all my old photos in BPPS
and then i saw that Vivek smile more already
after knowing me and wee and all the peoples.....
cos if u see his previous photos he never smile one....
then got one picture he smiling full lehs!
wah..... great achievement..... lols....
Miss orientation time cos last time u do all the wrong things
the teachers will not even say anything cos u are new student
wads........ and then now if u never change u will kenna management
diary like me........ i think i got 3 times liaos........
funny thing is got one time is i wrote my one name inside.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhas..........
Miss laffing like in P5 and P6......
now i dont laff so much...... i think the only times that i laff
like last time was when my 10 dollars fly out the window and kai wei
and me laff and laff and never go and take the money......
then the other time was when i was with kang tze and some of the 1k peopels.....
then i think denise or li jun told me a joke that was damn damn damn
funny........... i cant remb whos who..... then the latest was when i was with
xuan jim and jamo in the library.....
so sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad that i never laff so much
liaos...... made me so happy happy happy......
then i wld laff untill cannot breathe........
so sian nows........ all the sad stuffs happening.....
michael jackson die, new timetable...........
dunno why everone all say alot of hmw but i nthng to do at alls......
and i still dun feel great.......
craps.... now its raining........
and i slept till 1230 todae.........
wads worng with sleeping late..... eeryone in my family all blame me
and say that i very lazy...... but i just feel tired wad...... i every
week day wake up at 5 smthing leh........ then i haf to use the weekends to
catch up on sleep wad.......
the worst is i still feel like sleeping..........................

2009-07-04T18:33:00.004+08:00

Yesterdae i and jamo and jia le and xuan jim
went to plaza to eat.....
then jia le went hme.....
and we went to the library to dunno wad.....
then xuan jim go and do corrections and then
jamo kept doing the goblin techies voice.....
so he say "arghhh my houney" or smthing in a
damn stupid mickey mouse voice.....
sounded abit like "uhh.... im ho**y".....
then suddenly the librarian appear and then
say "can u pls speak softer abit?!"
then she walk away and i and xuan jim sit there and
laff laff laff......
and jamo dissapear to dunno where and laff.....
then he say " okays lets go now..... lets go...."
wah..... so pai seh.......
Yesterdae had DnT test..... and then dunno how to do
almost all the questions...... like only did 2
questions and my table was like so weird.....
the legs half way went through the table.....
then the other question i only managed to do half way
when time up.......
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad......
then i got into physics for CID......
dammit.... i so wanted to join sports science.....
and the worst is physics lab is just opposite the track......
so everytime i turn to the right i can see alll the lucky peoples
running while im doing some stupid solar car thing.....
argh.....
oh yars, then i forgot to change and the mr teo or tan ask me to
go back and change within 2 minutes.....
wah!!! then i was like running my fastest for the first time this year
since i quit catching last year.........
and the best thing is that i manged to reach the lab
only 2o seconds late lehs!!!
then i told this to jamo and xuan jim before we take the bus....
and i told them again at the library cos i forgot that i told them
already.......
so funny funny........
i finally managed to find the silence of the lambs novel....
which is the first book before hannibal and hannibal rising....
i noe that jamo sure put smthing in my cbox like "u and ur hannibal"
if he sees this......
i think that self training shld be on tuesdae...... must ask rui yang
cos he got 3 balls at hme.....
dunno how he going to bring to sch,......
so sian so sian.....
i quited dota liaos so nthing to do nows.........
sad sad sad sad sad......

2009-06-30T23:26:00.002+08:00

Today was going to run with kai
wei but sudenly dun feel like,.....
sry kai wei......
today i didnt last the day without
sleeping.....
at mr lai's period i fell asleep and then
he suddenly ask me questions to wake
me up.....
but not counted liaos....... i still fell
asleep...........
so means i only didnt fall asleep for one day
and its on a monday.....
so cool.......
today no cca at alls..... cos of H1N1.....
supid lahs.... they say that is to avoid gatherings
and then mr lim give out a letter saying that parents
invited to attend a talk.....
then wad.... parents immune to H1N1?
then i heard from jamo that haf to write in the chi
abt the characters.....
so i haf to chiong untill likee 11 smthing to rewrite....
i hope li laoshi will accept if i give her tmrw......
plus, i send to yun yu at like 11 so i dun think that he will receive at alls.......
so means that my chi hmw is not collected yet......
but at least tmrw got P.E and no chi......
oh yars, tmrw is my younger sis b'dae!!!!!!
i think is 4th b'dae......
WHOOO!!!!! happy b'daes......
so means tmrw must go buy present.... smthing like kinder joy?
so not much gd things to tok abt liaos.....
dunno why karrisa say nowadays i very no life lidat.....
mebbe i look like zombie......
lols......
and then in the morn suddenly kasia and yin jia say that they
cant recognize my voice when i tok to kai wei cos
my voice is damn low.....
sighs..... kasia's seat so comfortable.....
tmrw sure kenna scolding liaos......
mebbe tmrw will change P.E teacher.....
1J got mr keith......
vball in charge.....
tmrw's wednesday................................................

2009-06-29T21:24:00.002+08:00

no post for very very very long.....
just now wanted to post but got weird prob
with my internet connection.....
today we had AYG relay.....
so had to stay back and got to skip a 20 min
from chi......
then maths was okay cos we can go around and do
survey......
and english was great cos we had to do admin stuffs
so almost no time to do anything....
and sci was great cos there was no sci.,.....
and chi was great cos li lao shi spent so much time toking
abt her tooth and we can skip 20 min.....
and art was okay cos just after it was recess......
and recess was okay cos i got to read full metal alchemist and
naruto comics.....
so today was amazingly okay......
and it was a monday.......
AND....., i didnt sleep at alls today......
full awake.......
and after the AYG, i dunno why but i followed kang tze
and the other 1k peoples on bus 100......
must be too free liaos......
nthing to do at all in the world on a monday....
the first monday that i can remb without having a single
bad thing happening.....
normal day today......

2009-06-09T19:20:00.002+08:00

Yesterday went to rui yang's
hse for b'dae stuffs....
wah his hse like hotel lidat....
but he say is 12 years old liaos....
then after that we go play bloc catching
and then me and jia zuan go camp at
15 floor....
then when edina and li ting catcher
we both keep meeting them halfway....
in the end jia xuan dissapeared and
i found rui yang and the rest of them....
we both camp there and i think edina
heard me toking so she came and caught all
at one time....
in the end we go swimming and the girls all
cannot swim cos never bring clothes.....
then jia xuan keep saying he duno how to swim
so cannot jump....
in the end i and rui yan just keep cannoballing like crap....
duno how he do the jump and somersault thing.....
in the end the girls still go swim....
then rui yang bring us to this dunno wad bath.....
inside the water is like crazy hot....
so pain to go in....
and gladys keep splashing on me....
then go inside my eye.....
pain like craps.....
lols...........
but then after that the water is okay lahs....
very very hot lahs but can go in full.....
then we left the bath and got this damn cute ang moh boy and girl
come and play with us....
actualy cant reilly say is play lahs...
is more like try push us into the water....
the boy was older than the girl and he keep trying to pull
rui yang in.....
then i stand there watch the show laff like crap and
then suddenly the girl appear and push me from behind....
at first i can block her ones but then she pinch me like
wad and very pain....
so i no balance and drop in but dunno why she still holding onto my pants so
she drop in also....
lols.....
finally got smthing damn damn fun....
very long never haf this type of days since like 2nd mth.....
then we had bbq and i compete with rui yang's frend joshua
eating satay.....
then i finish 20 and he only complete 17 cos i finish all liaos......
lols.........
i think tmrw i shld be going for the 1k class thing....
wah then lidat i go out for like 3 days in a week....
mond, wed, thurs......
thursday i go watch movie.............
and i haven start my holidae hmw yet....
i rembered my pass word for ivle yesterday....
now then i noe got so much hmw....
too much liaos..................................

2009-06-03T22:07:00.003+08:00

Never post for a while again....
i think so lahs...
lazy to check...
todays got vball training but was raining
so we all go gym...
then reuben brought the ball in the gym......
Then after that i and jia xuan sit on the floor
listen music and shi kai start to do pole dance
on the height and weight machine cos the radio
suddenly play "toxic" by britney....
then he and choon hian ( i think thats the spelling...)
start having bull fight....
and shi kai wave his towel like dunno wad....
then dunno why they start playing soccer and then the
indian guy from outside come scold us....
then brandon so pro come and help...
and the indian guy keep saying whose ur teacher in charge
and he convince him to go away....
lucky.... if not ball confiscate.....
now everything is very very very very sians......
just now was eating lunch and then i ask xuan jim
to say smthing happy....
and she cant say anything at alls...
and same for me....
and same for yu xuan who called me just now also....
totally nothing....
so not like last time p5 and 6....
that time is like we all go mad over vivek's mucus
or smthing....
walaos.... this post is so emos..... lols.....
hope that 8 june will rawk....
oh yars, i dunno if i posted this liaos....
so i just posting all over again....
dance over liaos....
quite gd lahs.... cos mr soh just say improve alot
and then he never say anymore abt all the
placement and all that....
so okays lahs....
next is art..... heard from peoples that its not very nice....
nthing to do so im going to post songs....
actually, its links to songs lahs but no diff.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPJcpNxSyYc ( i feel like dying- lil wayne)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOsh_TuVJvY (i love college- aher roth)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSq2Zn2XoY (day and nite- kid cudi)
sian sian.....
is the hmw out yet? someone type yes or no in my
c-box can? i think i forgot my ivle password....................................

2009-05-25T21:40:00.002+08:00

very very long never post liaos....
finally decided to revive my blog
since i shldnt be posting for
another long long time....
todays supposed to stay back for dance
but then jia ling sprain her ankle
so she had to go home...
then i stayed back cos i stilll
got zuo wen to complete...
then after when jamo finish his
remedial we went to harbour front
to dunno do wad...
i and jamo just follow follow....
thne tania took michelle's ball home and
then we went to but ice cream.....
todays is like the sianest and lamest day
of the whole week,.....
kai wei and i was like telling dunno how much
lame jokes to each other untill cannot even laff
liaos,,,.....
and today yu teng heard our local lame jokes
and he laffed untill cannot breathe...
my fav one is this....
there was a totally green man staying in a hse beside
a road....
he had totally green skin... dunno why.....
then one day while he was bathing a woman knocked on
his door....
he went to open the door with a towel wrapped there...
then he wrapped loosely so it dropped and the woman
screamed and ran aways....
she ran across the road and got knocked down by a car....
wads the morall of this story?
.......
......
......
......
dun cross the road when the green man is flashing....
LAWLS!!!!!
hahhahahhahhhas.......
anyways, i so sian today untill i didnt go and play at alls....
i just sit on the grass and kai wei and po yii and chong yuan
come and we sit in a circle and start emoing....
lols..... sound so stupid...
i todays never do almost all my hmw...
going to sch and chiong tmrw....
tmrw is going to suck like hell....
got sci and dnt and er............ maths to do tmrw....
sure cannot complete ones....
i think i chiong my maths and sci first.....
both teacher so xiong......
mrs chong and the miss ling.......
both classes also b4 recess.....
oh yars, today i fell asleep on the bus.....
then jamo and tania and vanessa go and vid me....
and the vid is so freaking funny.....
i was like swinging my head around and then like
leaning so much to the side i like 1 more degree willl
fall down liaos.....
okays okays....
my father say he dun want wake me up liaos so
must get off the comp....
i think the vid is on tania's blog....
seriously damn damn funny.........

2009-05-13T20:46:00.002+08:00

Everybody say my blog is
dead so now i haf to revive
it if not my 202 posts are all wasted....
today went to vivo sky garden...
at first we thought suppose go watch movie
one but yesterday already went liaos so
no money.....
then me and janssen keep going around and
asking peoples to lend....
then at the sky park tania got pushed inside the water
by cathy.... ( is it catty?)
then she was screaming like dunno wad....
then alot of stuffs happen and then me and hao rong and janssen
go walk on the wood...
then its quite hot lah....
then hao rong go and stand at a lamp's shadow....
then i go and follow and then i heard him farting continuos
like one fart a half second....
so damn cool....
like engine lidat....
hahahahahahahahahahs
then cathy's wallet and handphone kenna stolen...
dunno by who....
and i step on a splinter and all the girls keep screaming
when i pull it out....
and michelle say" cruise will scream"
and then when i pull it out all of them was scsreaming....
lols....
then before that jamo thought not going for movie so he
went to eat chicken rice and drink sugarcane,....
then after tania they all went home, we were thinking of
watching movie one...
then we ran to the cinema and we dun haf enuff cos jamo went
to eat the stupid chicken rice.....
damn it....
then after that yan chen and jamo went my hse and play
burn out revenge....
it RAWKS!!!!!
just came back from sending them home....
thks to jamo i unlocked black elite racer.....
i think most peoples dunno wad i toking so i
dun type abt burnout liaos....
then yesterday we went vivo.....
then....er..... wah i cant remb lehs.,..,.
er.... went to watch 17 again after like 15 mins of
quarreling.....
its okayys lah.......
not as bad as i thought....
at first i thought it was going to be smthing like HSM....
thks gawd its not if not i wasted 6.50.......
sigh.... tmrw better not rain....
got P.E first period lehs......
pls dun rain,.........................................
volleyball on fri!!

2009-05-04T13:41:00.002+08:00

Today start out damn well....
then got lang arts exam...
is like usually i wake up is damn damn
irritated....
then will sleep once i sit down and walk damn slowly...
then today i go to the bus then i cannot
sleeps....
whoo!! first time.....
then janssen complaining beside me
say that he want to vomit....
and that he cant sleep cos hes head keep
banging the window....
then i say' u wan plastic bag?'
and he say no....
then later during lang arts exam....
sucks like dunno wad....
is like i go and do the compo first...
then i read all the questions and i
dunno how to do any of them...
then was scared like wad...
and i go do compre first....
and still can do finish...
compo also....
in the end, i remb i got do question
1 before...
smthing lidat lahs....
then reach home damn damn early...
like 12 smthing...
and was even earlier than my bro...
WHooooo!!!!
then got one hour silence in the hse...
not exactly silence cos my sis watching hi-5
but quiet enuff....
today was one of the best mondays...
which means today is about the same as a
tuesday....
i cant w8 or thursday,...
thursday rawks the most....

2009-05-03T14:41:00.002+08:00

reached my 200 posts liaos....
this is my 201 post....
Whoo.....
er.... has been abt a week since i last posted...
i think...
long long weekedn....
yesterday i keep thinking today got sch....
then today wake up at like 12 smthing...
lucky is a sunday....
but tmrw is not going to be any better....
cos its a monday...
and got eng exams somemore...
the monday of all mondays...
crap.....
now damn regret sleep so much during mr
boey's class....
all the notes also cannot understand...
and when i google and check textbook liaos,
cannot remb....
argh.... sure cannot pass one...
hate bio...
oh yars, darren got sacked.... in advance lahs...
i think shld be...
mrs choy said "most likely"....
the whole incident like damn drama....
cos darren went to get ans for the mock test from someone in 1k....
then like got 7 peoples never do anything wrong also
kenna blame....
cos he give to po yii then he flip and pass behind....
but he never reilly go and read cos he see is ans then pass liaos...
then the peoples that got the paper do the same...
but they still kenna blame...
then everyone go and stayback and talk abt it for damn
long...
then me and po yi and meng lu and sheila went
to fin mrs choy and tell her...
then cannot find...
then so qiao when the girls going back then meet mrs choy
at the stairs....
then next day all the things settled...
mrs choy say that we supose to tell her earlier and that
is not only darren at fault and all that....
then all finished...
no names in management diary and punishment
postphone untill after exams...
wonder who next chairperson will be....
our class i think change the most times in whole level lehs...
mebbe next to kenna sack is me...
wont be surprised lah...
jia yous all for MYE...
happy belated labour day....

2009-04-27T16:52:00.002+08:00

Nows got alot of time to
post liaos.....
cos no cca and no third lang
and then free for whole day.....
okays, today was not very gd....
boring again.....
then i sleep during mrs choy's class....
and then she ask me stand up but lucky
dun need....
somemore she ask me sit in front...
then if i stand then gen sure die one....
lols....
then during lang arts class, saw mr lim saugh out loud
for first time....
when someone asked if they can put "she was pissed..."
as their compre ans....
damn funny....
and then during sci class we all quite happy and
keep toking like alot....
then we suddenly start laffing abt mr boey's hair stand up
untill like horns lidat....
then geog class when mrs ong walk in then we all laff....
cos she wear the shirt is EXACTLY same color blue
as the pegasus hse tee po yii was wearing.....
oh yars, for all the volleyball year ones (boys) who so lucky read this post,
tmrw got gym at 3....
sure got no one come and read one but dun care lahs....
i was like telling every volleyball person(year one boys) that
got gym tmrw.....
miss training like dunno wad....
now everyday damn damn damn boring.....
and sch very shyts now........
now only got a few things to look forward to....
like interclass.....
like seeing frends....
like using mp3.....
like sleeping on the bus.....
not much more.....
so little to look forward to....
so diff from orientation time post....
like totally diff when i compare.....
lols.....
i go watch simpsons....
freaking family guy website not working......

2009-04-22T22:10:00.002+08:00

exams coming very soon....
actually still got like 2 weeks?
so still got time....
and very very long never post....
1j changed chairperson.....
yi jie replaced by valencia....
lidat mebbe jamo wont complain
eeryday abt cannot make the class
quiet....
nows got alot of bad thing happen but if
i post come out will considered "verbal
bullying" then somebody will report
and i will die....
so... too bads....
er..... NAPFA coming soon and then my
sit and reach still so crap....
i think i still cannot reach my 30 cm yets....
lidat then i cannot get gold lehs.....
cos like below 32 is d and gold need all above d....
and then now almost all the cca all stop cos of exams....
so the whole week i always come back at like 5 smthing....
then sleep on the sofa like wad lidat....
er..... now sch very very sian......
keep sleeping in class.....
somemore PE is now table tennis.....
GAWD... why other peoples can
play volleyball then we haf to play table tennis....???
nvm.....
save alot of money liaos,.....
10% of the money needed for my REAL crumpler....
my FAKE one is spoiling liaos....
oh yars, for those peoples that say that is only 30 dollars,
get ur facts rite.....
ITS 39.90!!!!
thats a big diff................
so tired...... never do anything still so tired.....
hope tmrw i wont sleep in front of mr boey,,,,,
i slept in house meeting today......
i go watch family guy......

2009-04-04T10:54:00.002+08:00

Like so so long never post liaos....
too busy to do anything....
today too nthing to do to do anything....
so short post....
yesterday had volleyball....
finally can spike the ball at jia xuan.....
then we after gym, rui yang was like
"oh shyt! i lost my wallet!'
then he go around and keep asking everyone
if they saw hes wallet,....
then in the end is jia xuan go and hide....
stupids....
then we had captain ball match durin recess....
so malu..... rematch also lose....lols...
anyways, dun reilly care abt the points....
then after that alot of peoples keep saying
that is suppose to be draw cos alot of times janssen
catch ball and fall down....
oh yars, now we settling the next match which is vs 1b....
jia yous 1L.....
then ezlink cards came out yesterday....
then smthing bad happen and peoples quarrle.....
i cannot say much bout it cos will kenna scolding....
so anyways, turn out fine after that and both were fine then
suddenly i got sms that i offended someone....
and then im like 'huh?'
cos i just told him/her wad happn.....
and then yesterday, igo cut har with jamo....
and then the i told the person not too short....
then he say 'yar lahs...that one is no. 1...i cut
no. 3 okays?'
then im like wads that? but i still say okay....
now i haf almost no hair....
sure got some peoples go laffff one.....
like jamo lidat....say dunno wad i look like san mao....
lols......
hope eveything will finish and settle by monday....
doubt so.,.....
after alls, its a monday.....
good thing almost never happen on mondays.....
the best days are thursdays....
cos its the longest day and the next day will be the last
day of the week....
and thursday got P.E and volleyball and all the good things
happen on thursdays.....
now i scared cannot make into vb team.....
cos i play like crap.......
keep touching the net......
but thursday shld get better.....
shld....

2009-03-27T21:09:00.002+08:00

Today dunno how to describe.....
lost the interclass....
but still very fun......
and then today volleyball is like
slackday.....
and kang tze got drunk while playing....
he like suddenly take a volleyball and throw
it at the fence....
then he throw too hard and fly over and land
on the road.....
then bus go and langgar it....
then BOM! gunshot.....
and then like the ball dissapear.....
is only after we jay walk like dunno wad and
run here and there then can find the remains
of the ball....
the whole ball bao zhar.....
and got one big whole......
and kang tze kept "oh my god"ing...
sad....
that ball was like the one of the good balls....
anyways, the ball is gone liaos.....
er.....
nthing much to post nowadays.....
mebbe want to end the blog liaos.....
seriously too lazy
Oh yars.... tmrw going for class reunion....
see if wee got grow more.....
still need 6 more cm to beat my senior,.....
sad sad sad.....

2009-03-17T22:17:00.003+08:00

Darren look so serious....
Smile.....
Big smile.....
Stretchhhhh.....
good......
LOLs....
hahahahas

2009-03-17T22:17:00.001+08:00

Group shot with mrs ong.....

2009-03-17T22:15:00.001+08:00

Woohoo!!!i i jump so high........
why darren never jump....???
eh i look like i pick up jia ling and shermaine!?

2009-03-17T21:33:00.002+08:00

Rest of fotos all like
plants and stuffs......
So all very boring....
So no more foto posting....
I do sheila's blog quiz thing.....
nthing to do.....

1)Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
-er..........................no ans sry......
2)How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
-feel like sleeping....
3)Who was the last person you took photo with?
-er.....shermaine, jia ling, kasia, darren and mrs ong....at BTNR
4)Would you considered to be spoiled?
-er...no
5)Would you ever donate blood?
-donating already.....everyday....to mosquitoes....
6)Do you have a good friend of the opposite sex?
-yars
7)Do you want someone dead?
-er......no
8)What does your last text message says?
-hahahahahahahas......
9)What are you thinking of right now?
-how to ans this question
10) Do you wish someone was with you right now?
-er.........no....
11)What time did you go to sleep last night?
-11:45 plus minus
12)Where did you bought the T-shirt you're wearing now?
-bukit panjang plaza
13)Anybody in your mind right now?
-yars
14)Who was the last person who texted you?
-cant remb....deleted all liaos.....
15) Tag 10 person to do this quiz:
1.sheila
2.karrisa
3.kasia
4.michelle
5.chong yuan
6.yin jia
7.cruise(got no body to say liaos sry....)
8.shermaine
9.jia ling
10.yun yu
16)Who is number2 having a relationship with?
-er....haf no idea....
17)Number3 is a female or male?
-female
18)If number7 and number10 get together, will it be a good thing?
-NOT AT ALLS.....cos im not gay.....
19)What is number1 studying about?
-er....maths, english, chinese, science,geography, history, P.E, music, dnt.....
20)Number 4 is single?
-should be...as far as i noe....
21)Anything impressive number5 has done for you?
-yars...we did the geography project together....and then we got 11.5.....so half of it he help one....
22)If number3 and number6 get together, what do you think will happen?
-noise EXPLOSION!!!! cos both also very "loud".....
23)Describe number9
-er......talks alot and very fast...tall, but i still taller...hahahahas....er...best frend of shermaine.....nice frend.....
24)What will you do if number6 and number7 fight?
-cos no.7 is me, i will probably wear ear plugs.....
25)Do you like number8?
-yars, shes quite okays......then when tell her ghost story shes like...eeeeeeeeee.....

2009-03-17T21:31:00.000+08:00

Lonely bird....

2009-03-16T22:02:00.000+08:00

Still got alot of pics......
the rest of the stuff i post
tmrw......

2009-03-16T21:53:00.003+08:00

Okays, this is quite scary....
Jamo and i notice got smthing
with a light on inside.....
then when we went got dripping things
inside....
the light is at the right of the 3 doors....

2009-03-16T21:49:00.001+08:00

looks like he is......
photographing......

2009-03-16T21:46:00.000+08:00

Mrs Ong....
Little red riding bag......

2009-03-16T21:41:00.002+08:00

No food and drinks, no smoking makes jamo sad.....
LOLs....
hahahahahas....
just joking.....jamo doesnt smoke.......

2009-03-16T21:39:00.000+08:00

Funny kasia......

hahahahahas

2009-03-16T21:31:00.001+08:00

Jamo the rabbit.......

hahahahahas....

before we went.....

2009-03-14T11:00:00.002+08:00

Dunno how long i never post liaos.....
stupid com crashed......
anyways, dunno how many things happen
since then....
yesterday went for volleyball....
then is U.G camp so the SJAB or NCC were
doing the running thing....
then rui yang, volleyball fren, nthing to do
go and run with them....
i htink cos hes frend also running....
then the sargeant go and shout at him....
he like "are u from our cca? if not, do u mind
getting lost?!"
then i and kang zi , another volleyball frend, was
like laffing like shyt lidat.....
still got alot of things happen but i cannot remb.....
darren became class chair.....
cos karrisa quit.....
darren quit malay third lang.....
still dunno wad karrisa going to be.....
is been like 3 months plus plus never tok to any of
BPPS frends except like, those in RV....
i become freakingly black.........
cos i play volleyball under the sun.....
oh yars, volleyball is like damn fun.....
except leg warmup and ball warmup.....
the rest is damn fun cos leg warmup and
ball warmup takes damn long and is very boring....
then haf to do it under the hot sun untill u are
bored and tired and thirsty at the same time.....
er....my GPA is 3....
to all the peoples that believe my GPA is 700,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
heard estelle doing class reunioun.....
dunno whether real or fake....
if real, want to see if vivek lose weight....
and whether wee grow taller......
my 183rd post.....................

2009-02-28T17:56:00.002+08:00

Reilly haf too little time to
do anything liaos.....
the hmw alot untill now i must
faster finish this post....
yesterday had volleyball training....
so tired cos when i reach home is
like 8 smthing lidat....
cos volleyball finish late, then i and
jamo stay back in sch a while.....
forgotten wad we were doing...
then after that we missed the bus and
then the bus also like damn slow.....
nthing to post abt at alls.................
hope on monday no hmw.....
this post is so sad...........................

2009-02-21T15:32:00.001+08:00

very bored todays....
nthing to post at alls......
alot of hmw......
tired like shyt.........
very short post...............

2009-02-14T21:14:00.004+08:00

lazy to type so i put a vid........

that's wad i was doing in most of the classes yesterday................

not enuff sleep..........

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahas.....................

laff....laf....laf......

click the one one top........

2009-01-30T21:54:00.003+08:00

nthing to post abt....
cos i cant remb wad happen in
sch much.....
er.....hmw starting to pile
up like alot.....
and my short term memory start coming
again liaos......
like all the hmw all cannot remb and then
things that happen in sch all blank.....
oh yars, i got into volleyball....
even though i put basketball as first choice...
but is still the same....
both also dunno how to play at alls....
and then kai wei got into basketball....
hes and mine is confirm one cos the teacher tell
us....
dunno bout the rest of the peoples.....
want cca to start next week.....
gettting too boring......
classes and classes.....
then today at science lab i do finish the activity
already so i very bored and then i want to sleep
a while cos science class is like the most boring class
of alls.....
then i close eyes then sleep liaos....
as in really fall asleep....
then jia ling nthing to do go and disturb me....
she suddenly call my name then i thought teacher call me....
scared like dunno wad........
and yesterday i wrote the first official offense inside the
class management diary......
ye cheng never do hmw for chi class....
then lao shi ask why and he say he never bring the bi ji
so canot do....
then lao shi say 'that's bulls**t!' (translated from chi.)
then she ask him take out hes handfone and call parent....
like rite there take out and call.....
then she ask me to take the management diary and write him....
now is only the first....
janssen say hes got alot liaos....
today i like very very tired......
so tired tired..........
so tired.....

2009-01-23T22:01:00.002+08:00

very very long never post
cos too busy....
and i having trouble with chinese
again....
cos i during all my chi lessons i will look
at the clock then look around....
then my teacher see me look around and
say i dunno wad zhou shen or lose focus...
but is not my fault at alls....
the lesson is damn boring....
then she ask me stand like 4 times for the
lesson to ans question then 2 times i dunno
and 2 times i give half correct ans....
and today i went vivo with xuan jim and
estelle to meet wee and guo yue and qian yi
and rui xin and jun wei.....
then estelle half way go and then leave me and
xuan jim....
and then we wait for the rest to come for like damn longs....
then we walk to movie there to slack then elizabelle
and her two other frend were there...
i only recognise one cos shes a sc....
then they like thought we couple lidat....
and alot of things happen and i cannot remb liaos...
so i very vry bored now....
bored.....

2009-01-20T21:09:00.002+08:00

Today is like the first time in a lot
alot of days that i posted....
then today got basketball training
and then me and kai wei and yu teng were late....
then haf to run eight rounds and we never
eat yet so i run finish damn want to vomit....
then the rest of the training was okay....
then......i dunno stilll got wad....
now that got home work everything
become boring again....
so i very sian....
dunno wad to type....
er.....okays i repost a very very old post....

What not to name your dog...

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot" I made the mistake of calling mine "Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like." Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. Not wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began, another contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the show. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. When I asked if the show was televised he called me a pervert.
I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, "I've come for my dog." She said, "Which one, Spot or Rover?" I said, "What about Sex?" She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again.
Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the cages the operator came up to me. I said I'm looking for Sex. He said I was looking in all the wrong places.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." He said, "What's your point, so did I." I said, "But my wife wants to take Sex away." He said, "That's what happens in a divorce."
Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all over town. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up Friday.

funny story....

2009-01-10T19:35:00.004+08:00

was not home for on thursday
cos of camp and it was like so
damn fun.....
so on thursday the whole classs had
to go and practise a dance for campfire
and a skit for BRING ON THE RED
CARPET.....
but then before that me and another girl
called karrisa were nominated for class
chairperson....i dunno how to spell her name....
then the skit was like damn easy to do
but the dance is like everyone dun
want to do anything at alls....
cos the dance song is love storey by the
taylor swift i think....
then got one part of the song the boy and the girl
haf to use their hand to make into a heart shape....
then is like everyone all dun want to do...
especially mie partner cos she like sian sian
then when practise that time she stand very very
far away....
then got another part where the boys haf to kneel
down and then likke propose....
so the PSLs lilke very hards to get the boys to do....
then BRING ON THE RED CARPET started after all
the practise....
so the skit was like damn funny cos i and the china boy
called yu teng were suppose to bully and beat up another
guy called david....;
and david alway's show his underwear as in like when he
is acting half way the shirt will like go up and the
pants will go down....
so is like damn funny especially when we beat him up cos
he falll to the ground and we drag him to centre
of stage then his underwear show like alot....
so the rest of the classs that were not acting were
sitting at the back of the stage to do sound effect and then
they saw everything.....
so is like me and yu teng were laffing like crazy backstage
and our PSL was like laffing and saying 'dun laff!' at the same
time.....
then the peoples sitting at the back were all laffing and then david
stand up and tok and come in full view.....
and everyone laffing like dunno wad.....
then we had UG orientation camp and then got this
NCC GUY come and bring me to the NCC stand and
do the army face painting thing....
then i was like OMG!!!! crap crap crap.....
then xuan jim and estelle go and take foto....
i dunno if they still haf.....
so i go bring my PSL yong rui go do face paintinig also....
then we both look like water melon......
then finally i grab poh yi, this little guy that looks like my bro and
is like wee's height....
then they go do the painting on him....
then poh yi was like 'i dun want!!!!!!!'
then when finish already he run to the toiletand try and wash.....
so i remb got dance later so i go toilet also....
then when i go toilet poh yi cannot wash off the paint lehs!!!!!!
then he was like swearing and wiping his face with tissue....
then in the end he give up and say 'wo bian cheng hei ren liao!!!'
then i try and i become even worse....
cos poh yi use tissue and wipe but i go and take water in
my hand and scrub....
so all the paint mix up and make me look like the hulk.....
then yong rui keep laffin and laffing.....
then just before campfire started i and poh yi and yu teng run
to toilet to wash face....
i dunno why yu teng got painted but he got painted...
so we go toilet and use the soap and wash....
then finally all come out....
then we had CAMPFIRE!!!!!
campfire was like damn nice but the campfire keep going out....
so this girl in my class keep saying 'this is actually just
a camp cos there's no fire!!'
then like some peoples in my class not high at alls....
so when got music that time me and karrisa call
everyone to stand and high....
then some peoples in the front all high like dunno wad then we
keeep jumping and WHOOO!!!!ing.....
then when is our turn to perform we go to the front and do and
is like everyone keep saying WHHHOOOOOOO when the girl and
boy do the heart shape thing......
then after campfire we go BATHE!!!!!
and its like only got 2 toilets to use and 100 plus boys.....
cos one of our boys toilet converted to girls toilet
so all the toilets flooded with peoples and i cannot bathe at alls....
so i remb got one toilet at behing the grand stand which is
behind the track and very very far away.....
so i walking there half way i saw 2 boys walking to another toilet
so i say 'eh ur going bathe?'
then they say'yar....'
then i say' but all the toilet so many peoples how to bathe??'
then they say 'yar.....dunno where to bathe lehs...'
then i say' eh i noe this toilet at the grand stand there
got hose to use one...'
then they say'eh we all go lahs...'
then we go to the toilet and then i realise the switch not working....
cos that block got a switch tripped....
so no lights at alls....
so i was like'er...okay just bathe lahs...anyways all boy'
then they were like okay....
so we all strip and take the hose out and spray here
spray there....
then was like damn cold and fun....
but no light except from other building so cannot see anything....
then suddenly estelle COME LEHS!!!!!!!
she and here frend were like dunno looking for wad so
i take towel and wrap make sarong.....
then she was like'haf a nice bath....'
then she go liaos...
so me and the two boys bathe untill very very shuang...
then we make frends but i cant remb there names....
dunno why they can remb mine....
so after that we go and sleep and then next morn....
then we had breakfast and then CCA selection....
then got shortlisted for double base and saxophone.....
and yong rui was still laffin abt my face......
orientation camp so fun...............
RV rawks.....

2009-01-06T20:39:00.003+08:00

todae is like very very fun
cos haf CCA selection and then
i made frends with the china boy
sitting behind me....
then we go and do the basketball trial together....
then me and him and another
boy shortlisted.....
but during the trial i very pai seh
cos like i dunno how to dribble
at all and then look so stupid....
and then the coach is like quite
old and then he hold a wooden pole and
at first when he point at me i thought
he like going to scold me and i quite
scared cos he holding the pole like going to
whack someone.....
then he speak the kind of chinese very fast and
i cannot understand so need to ask him like
a few times and still cannot understand.....
must haf a translator then can and then i dunno
how to do the dribble and run then jump and
score thing....
so look very weird....
then we go do volleyball and then the volleyball people
like very frendly....
then got one guy do the same thing as me...
he go and suddenly appear and put out his hand and say
HELLO....
so volleyball also look like quite fun....
but then i got 5 PSL and then 2 is in volleyball
and 2 is in basketball....
only one is in dance and i definetly 100% cannot
do dance at alls.....
so like the 4 PSLs keep saying 'join volleyball!' and
'join basketball!'
and then i dunno which to choose.....
then today like make alot of other frends....
and very very very tired.....
not bored anymore.....
first time type this in my blog......
hahahahas..............

2009-01-04T19:27:00.002+08:00

Today quite fun cos i went
to wee's house to do the science
buskers thing....
then jing chao got 95% pure
alcohol from dunno where
to extract dna from mashed up
strawberries....
then after we video the experiment
i and jing chao get a cotton wool
ball and then dip into the alcohol....
then we light it on fire and it look damn
cool cos the alcohol burn but the coton wool
never burn so is like a fire ball lidat.....
then when jing chao haf to go for piano lesson
i and vivek go play basketball and wee go
run around the court dunno for wad......
cos the ball is we found at the court cos some one
left it there....
then the ball is damn dirty and vivek's hand all black
and then he go and wipe the sweat of his face with
the hand and then his face like got black color thing
dripping down.......
then me and wee keep laffing.....
then after that when jing chao come down we go and
pour alcohol into a cup and then we do the experiment
again for the video.....
then when finish jing chao suggest to set the whole cup on fire....
so i go get a piece of paper and set fire to it....
then we throw it into the cup and then at first cannot see
the fire cos is like abit invisible.....
then the fire get very big and the cup start melting.....
then we like scared already and vivek say put the fire
out cos he wearing R.I uniform....
so jing chao get a tub of water and pour onto the cup of
alcohol......
then the whole floor got mashed up strawberries and water....
so i thought if we go and pour alcohol on the floor and
set fire to it all the water will dissapear.....
so we all go and pour alot of alcohole on the strawberry thing....
then we light it on fire and the whole floor on fire.....
then when the fire keep burning and nothing happen
wee say we put it out and he take hes slipper go and step on
the fire....
then the alcohol stick to his slipper and then his slipper
on fire....
then he was like 'oh shit!!oh shit!!!'
then he go and kick the slipper here and there untill
no fire.......
too bad hes slipper never totally burn....
then will be like very very funny.....
so sad.................
now im so bored.................

2009-01-03T15:51:00.000+08:00

DO...

RAE...

MEE....

hahahahahahas.....

2009-01-03T15:32:00.002+08:00

Today went to collect the 250
dollar thing for doing well....
then saw estelle wearing rv
uniform and wee never see estelle
and say very loudly like' eh you noe this
estelle....' then estelle turn around
and then i and guo yue was like 'eh shaddup
lah...'
then yesterday is first day of sch......
and my class almost everyone all dun want to
play ice breaker properly....
so when we play the game suppose to point at
one person and the two peoples standing
beside haf to go and shout 'TONGKAT TONGKAT!!'
very loudly.....
but then no one do at all and then when the
person beside me chosen i go and shout very loud
and like the whole class looking at me.,.....
like so pai seh......
and then got a china boy sitting behind me and i
cannot understand hes han yu pin ying english at all.....
then beside the china boy got this very irritaing guy....
when the PSL(peer support leaders) go and
ask us to do the cheer no one really go and do
especcialy him...
then when the psl say we do very soft and haf to do
again he keep saying very loudly' if you can do why you dont
do?'
so he was like trying to act smart cos the PSL were like
the only people doing the cheer......
then my teacher is like abit weird....
cos hes lower body is bigger than hes upper
body so is like not porpotionate....
so he go and wear a very very very tight pants
and is like squeeze very tight untill the handfone
in hes pocket can see the outline completely.....
mebbe the 2nd day class will be better..........
so boring nows.....

2009-01-01T14:49:00.003+08:00

i keep laffing cos of this....click the one on top....

2009-01-01T14:42:00.002+08:00

a very funny ad. i found on youtube....click the one on top....

2008-12-31T23:57:00.003+08:00

Happy new year world......
just nthing to do and my whole
family watching cantonese drama.....
the count down party very weird....
got the adrian wearing astronaut costume
singing with all the singtell grid girls......
and today i went to yew tee to play badminton
and then jia hao keep disturbing all the peoples
especially vivek.....
then we all keep laffing and then we go watch
the Bedtime stories....
then very funny.....
then we go guo yue house and play halo2 and burn out....
and i finally win xuan jim in burnout.....
so bored........

2008-12-30T23:02:00.002+08:00

To all BPPS people,"REMB THIS?"
hahahahahas.......
so sad my new school doesnt haf one.....

2008-12-30T22:52:00.005+08:00

nthing to do so im goin to post pictures....
these are the pics of how boring a trip to
camera highlands can be.....
the place is okay but the getting there sucks......
and my aunty agrees.....
so does ashley.....

2008-12-30T13:12:00.002+08:00

today is a very boring
day because.....it's still the
holidays.....
and im very very bored today becos
it's a very boring day....
and then i did alot of stupid things today...
1) i woke up like 2h earlier than usual
2) i forgot to eat the bread that my aunty
put beside my breakfast for me so i ate less
than wad i was supposed to
3) i agreed to go for a 10 week long tuition
course that i cant quit halfway
4) i forgot wad other stupid things that i did....
so today is so boring that i actually forgot wad
stupid thing that i did becos of how boring today
is.....
oh yar....
i just realised smthing....
i forgot everything about abt doing hmw....
i forgot pie and speed and everything and i write
friggin slowly now....
dats very bad cos sch starting soon and my writing speed
decrease by alot and now i cant spin my pen properly
already......
and i haf to take bus go to sch and i used to waking up
like 11 plus and sleeping at like 12 smthing so i think
i will sleep in the bus....
and the bus ride is like 45 min and i hate taking bus and its
in the morn so sure got like alot alot of peoples
taking bus go work so i got no place to sit and if i fall
asleep standing up i sure fall down.....
i did that before.....
and i haf to wear my sch uniform and my new unform
is like damn thick and stiff......
so crappy.......
then there's litrature and history which is just another
name for social studies and then got maths......
i forget eveything abt maths already.....
and got chinese............
my chinese sucks like shyt.....
a few days ago i even say to my grand mother smthing damn
stupid in chinese....
translation is 'you scared of cockroach?'
then she say 'no...but i scared of lizard'
then i say 'but lizard and cockroach is the same wad...'
then she say 'no lah....lizard and cockroach where got same?'
then i say 'eh? no meh? lizard is wad ah?'
i said all dat in chinese.....
and my grand mother was laffin like dunno wad shyt.....
and my sch song is in chi.....

2008-12-28T17:37:00.002+08:00

First time i post in like a damn
long time already cos got nthing
to post abt at alls....
like a few days ago i and wee and
guo yue went for andrea's birthdae
party and then i got scolding from
estelle cos she was geting married to
another girl and the boys dont want to
see all the girls doing their very sick
things so we all go jonah house for like 30 min
and miss the whole crappy marriage thing....
then when we go back down and eat the food
then estelle come and like say '....can you 'smthing smthing'
show andrea some respect and 'smthing smthing' did you even
say happy birthday to her?'
then she just walk off and then i untill now still dunno
wad she saying to me.....'
then we go to the playground and then yu xuan and
andrea were swimming and then when ever yu xuan
come out or the water jonah will go and push
her back inside and make her damn pissed cos
she say is very difficult to come out of the pool....
then we go and play catching and then i running from
xuan jim half way then i run onto the plastic drain thing
at the pool side then the whole thing break!!
then xuan jim keep laffing and then never chase me
properly....
then when i run away from her i saw guo yue fall down
cos he also go and step on the plastic drain thing and like
the entire row all break into half......
then i didnt noe he catcher already cos i thought he fall down
so they never catch him....
then he suddenly come and chase me so i no time to
turn and run so i go and like run back wards....
then was like damn funny cos he reach out his hand
and keep trying to catch me but then i also moving
back so he like cannot reach me.....
but in the end still get caught......
going to go back to school soon.....
crap.....
my uniform is like damn thick.....
cos i go rv.....
so bored....................................

2008-12-18T14:11:00.002+08:00

Today got the results of
which sch i going and then
i got into R.v........
and i dont even know where
it is or what it looks like or anything
about dat sch at alls.......
and then only xuan jim and genevieve
and jia le and jia qi are coming o r.V also.....
and i got nothing to post about now
so im goin to stop typing anymore.....
still got one last thing.....
IM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!

2008-12-13T12:58:00.002+08:00

The huge guy below looks like Mark Henry.....

Saw him in camera highlands....

The real one is on the left....

Look the same rite?!

2008-12-11T22:30:00.002+08:00

Just came back from malaysia
and feeling damn tired.......
went for like one hole week to K.L
then go camera highlands then go
sunway for the rest of the trip....
K.L was like nthing lidat cos just go
shopping only so bored.....
then we went to camera highlands and
cold like dunno wad...........
then everywhere is straw berry one!!!!
is like got strawberry farms all over the
place.....
then the pasar malam got strawberry
on a stick and straw berry ice cream
and strawberry umbrella and strawberry hat
and strawberry coffeee and everything all
strawberry!!!!
then haf to on the heater for 30 min for the
water to get hot.......
then the road is not turning then is going down or up....
and got NO SUN!!!!!
is like cloudds everwhere cos we very high up......
then every hour it will start drizzling.....
gloomy weather...........
then on the day we check out i cheer up liaos
cos we goin to sunway where there is sun.....
then i waiting at the carpark and got a dog there
cos there dun haf underground carpark.....
then i dunno y but the dog start following me....
then the dog like dun wan to go away....
so i starting to freak out liaos.....
so i start walkin faster and the dog follow
faster so i really freak out liaos so i run....
then the dog i think want to play so he
run also....
then i run like playin catching lidat and keep
turning and then the floor slippery so my
slipper come out and then the dog still following....
then i run and run around the carpark for like damn
long untill one man come out and shout at the dog.....
then the dog like scared then go away and i suddenly
realise i skin mie third toe and got blood again....
so blood, blood everywhere.......again
then got this stupid indian laffing and he like
'heh...heh...heh! dun scared lah boy! he just want to
play lah!'
so im like 'yar....just want to play....ha..haha...'
then we drive to sunway liaos.............
then at sunway we play play play for the hole day.....
then go home liaos.....
i still like singapore....

2008-12-01T15:25:00.002+08:00

never do hmw for so long
then todae haf to do for the
first time in like the whole
holidae and i already hate it like
shyt.....
anyways, todae i realise how lousey
mie fingers become liaos...
like i cannot rite fast at all and then
almost all the questions i haf to think
then ans.....
usually mie hmw i just see the ans
then rite liaos but now haf to think....
then yesterdae and yesterdae's yesterdae
i went to copthorne hotel to stay with mie
cousin and uncle and aunt and her frend....
then i stay at mie cousin's room cos mie
room got alot alot of peoples....
then we tok untill like 4 smthing then i say
'eh sleep 10min then tok again....'
then she like ' okays'
then i sleep and then wake up is 9 smthing liaos....
like wth i sleep so fast!?
anyways then we go bowling and then i do strike!!!
WOOHOO!!!
i hate hmw.....

2008-11-28T20:34:00.003+08:00

Really funny and nice song but
the vid abit sick for some people....
dun watch if u dun want....
http://www.imeem.com/people/ANq6qT/video/oL0rrgtA/fountains_of_waybe_staceys_mom_music_video/
(the video)
http://www.imeem.com/people/BaNySov/music/sduXxqM3/fountains_of_wayne_staceys_mom/
(the song)
is damn nice......

2008-11-28T20:18:00.002+08:00

Todays went to escape again....
and then like nthing to do cos we
go and then come back very early
cos joy got piano lesson.....
then we go like 11 smthing then 4
haf to leave liaos....
then when we takin the train home
i and ben sit at the part of the mrt
dat got only 2 seats....
then opposite us got this old man
sitting down and got this old woman
standing beside him...
then the man suddenly stand up and
like move to the door so the old woman
go and sit down...
then ben go say ' skali he just go see the
directory only...'
then correct lehs! the old man go back
to his seat and then want to sit down cos
he thought no one there cos he like just
stand up and lean abit....
then the old woman holding those type
of very big newspaper so she never see the
man and then he he sitting half way the whole
ass just push onto the newspaper lehs....
so the woman was reading halfway then
the newspaper like got smthing push onto it
so she move it away and see the man's ass.....
then me and ben laff untill like want to die
liaos....
but cannot show the man wad rite..? so
we do hide our face and laff very quietly....
like so damn funny lorhs.....
anyways...... tmrw goin hotel to stay!!
WOOHOOooooo!!!!

2008-11-25T21:42:00.002+08:00

nothing to post at all.... then todae
got even more bored but then,
fridae i goin to escape!! again...
is like the 4th time im goin liaos....
anyways, not many peoples dat i noe
goin so abit weird....
cos like me, joy, ben ( not confirm)
and chelsea and her ballet frends....
anyways, just now mie father not at home
so like the house damn quite cos tv not on
and mie bro doin hmw then suddenly mie
say ' eh who go and off the room light?!'
then i was like....' dunno u lah!'
cos i was washing mie shoe laces....
( dats like mie 2nd time in mie life same no.
for the times i wash mie shoes...)
so i say at never go inside the room and
then mie bro doin hmw so he cannot off the
light wads...
then mie maid say 'eh? i never lehs...'
then we all believe her cos she dun joke one...
then mie mother was like ' eh! who go and off!'
so like i walk to the room cos im like the only
one not scared cos dats mie room and inside got
tv so mie mother was watching just now....
then when i go inside the tv was on and the lights
were off.......
so by now eveyone all like damn freaked out then
i need to take mie shoes to clean so i open the door
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and then there was a woman over there !!!!!!
she was making a call and standin outside mie
house but i never see properly so i so damn
freaked out so i was like " DUHhHhhhhUUUHH!!'
then i close the door....
then i look through the hole in the door then i dare
to come out....

2008-11-24T13:30:00.004+08:00

now mie head hurts like shyt....
cos yesterday i went for mie cousin's
wedding and got like damn drunk....
at first i just went there then mie father
go and take one glass of wine or champagne
and give me...
so i just go and drink the whole thing down
and cos like mie stomach damn shiok so
i keep taking somemore from the waiters....
and then the hotel is the dunno wad shangrila
hotel or smthing and everywhere also got
waiters holding trays so i just walk up and
take one glass and drink....
in the end, i drink like alot of glasses...
then when we go into the ball room for the
dinner is like so damn cold.....
then the waitress come and ask me and mie
father 'would u like some wine?'
then mie father say yes but i never say anything
cos i feelin dizzy liaos...
then i look in a mirror and mie face like damn red!!!
then me and mie father go and play this game like
we find one waitress and then we guess is from wad
country then i always lose......
anyways, like ten minutes over liaos then i go and
drink mie all father's red wine....
so i turn totally drunk and cannot walk properly...
then haf to go toilet to vomit and i missed the dinner!!!
cos like i vomit then i go to a sofa and rest then get up and
vomit again so haf to it down and get up again and then
vomit again like 4 times......
then today i wake up mie head like gona crack lidat....
but the feeling still damn shiok.....
next time i go bring someone get drunk with me.....
who wants....?!

2008-11-23T13:19:00.002+08:00

i seriously hate weddings......
just went through one and then
later still haf to go for dinner....
and the couple who is getting married
only saw me like 3 times....
like such a waste of time....
is like a week before today mie mother
already want me to go out and choose
clothes liaos....
somemore haf to go in the morning lehs!
like at 8.00 i suppose to be sleeping one
then haf to wake up go for wedding?!
now i got his stupid headache cos not enough
sleep....
normal days i wake up like and hour ago....
still pissed off.....
anyways, go watch these vids....
mie life time collection of crap...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ
(obama-umbrella)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQo5nJnpOY
(osama-chicken little)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRn5-LQCg2s
(family guy-puke-a-thon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik&NR=1
(family guy-cool whip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCfUm21BsI
(family guy-over)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0&feature=related
(family guy-cow boy song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY&feature=related
(family guy-speaking italian)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVkmr8wk9N8&feature=related
(family guy-stewie meets wall street)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHaCEhOiWU&NR=1
(family guy-bull frog)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDrLdfgx3CQ&NR=1
(family guy-brian's son)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
(family guy-mom)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB-5qC-0Jm4
(king kong sings)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc&feature=related
(joker interrogation spoof)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVK1IYtrVTQ
(lord of the rings parody)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GH92mv1cg
(madtv-high sch. musical parody)
still got a lot but i lazy to post liaos

2008-11-21T23:34:00.003+08:00

Oh yar, nthing to post so
i post abt the joke mie father
told me.....
not everyone will laugh....
bull fighting is abt this man
waving the red flag and got
this bull inside a ring trying to kill him....
so in spain bull fighting is like
a national sport and then
after one whole day rite, some of
the bull will die and then got one
restaurant nearby always serve the
bull's testicles.....
and then alot of customers come and
say very nice and always come....
so one day got one regular customer
come and then when the waiter serve
him he go and complain to the waiter
" excuse me! how come the serving is
so small?!'
cos the testicles very small lahs....
and then the waiter reply 'not everytime
the bull die........'

2008-11-21T23:22:00.002+08:00

can u hear it?
the laugther in ur ears....
the never.... ending..... laughter.......
haha...... hahaha.......

2008-11-21T23:21:00.000+08:00

mie dream hamster.....
too bad mie mother
will never allow it....

2008-11-21T23:20:00.000+08:00

a beautiful work of art...
by mr bean....

2008-11-20T21:18:00.001+08:00

cruise the president pefect......
i look stupid.....

2008-11-20T21:09:00.001+08:00

the 5 eskimoes......

2008-11-20T21:07:00.000+08:00

wee and guo yue playing with vivek's broken specs....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahas.......

2008-11-20T21:06:00.001+08:00

me and mie broken slipper........

2008-11-20T17:18:00.003+08:00

our first pic. with mdm bala alone......
thks to jing chao's cam....

2008-11-20T17:15:00.001+08:00

qian yi hiding....

2008-11-20T17:14:00.000+08:00

all serious faces.....

2008-11-20T17:08:00.003+08:00

hahahahaahhas.....
vivek's goin to be pissed off when he sees this...

2008-11-20T17:03:00.001+08:00

its goin to rain.......

2008-11-20T16:44:00.003+08:00

Like damn long never post liaos
cos mie com crash......
and then todae we get back psle
results and estelle was like damn
sad i dunno y and then she was like
crying and moaning smthing at the
same time but i dunno wad lahs....
anyways, todae suppose to go east
coast but then vivek never go and then
guu yue say todae he go then tmrw he dun
go so like all dun go lahs.........
then in class andrea and zhi ying and gen
all cry and estelle got like the biggest reaction
cos she was like knocking boxes down and dunno
doing wad lahs.......
and then i wake up like damn late todays cos
yesterday i damn tired....
and then i wake up like 11:35 lidat and then i was like
OMG.......
then haf to run all the way to sch......
never eat breakfast......
and then i got 256 and was like 'walaos, vivek estimate
spot on siah!'
and then everyone was like 'is okays lah...'
256 very lan meh?
i dun care liaos lahs......
got PSP and 10 dollars cos bao got first and mie mother
lost the bet.....
and i owe yu xuan dollars.....
damn tired todaes....
tmrw i going to go mad.........
anyways is probably the last time i can go mad b4
i go sec 1.....

2008-11-18T12:33:00.002+08:00

i think this is the last photo we took...
cos everyone too scared to ask...
and when we ask him the first time he say
his hair not nice......
wth..

2008-11-18T12:20:00.002+08:00

first time vivek smiling properly in a photo....
hahahahahahhas!!!

2008-11-18T12:17:00.002+08:00

i owe both of them money...

2008-11-17T15:35:00.001+08:00

me and mark in nerd country...

2008-11-17T15:25:00.001+08:00

Mrt...

2008-11-17T15:19:00.001+08:00

Vivek is still pissed off cos i did dat....

2008-11-17T14:40:00.003+08:00

didnt get to finish posting yesterday

cos mie mother say she damn tired

liaos and the com is in her room....

anyways, on 1st day of chalet the girls

just check in then they start putting the

bed sheet on...

then their room like hospital ward lidat

cos got the very very very clean kind of

smell....

and the boys just go into the room then

we start wrestling match liaos....

and then our room like rubbish dump....

and then we slack like 2 hours liao then

start bbq!!!

so madeline's father go and teach us how to

do everything...

and then the girls go and buy extra charcoal

and another grill so we can haf tw0 pits....

then we just open all the hot dog and crab

meat packet and lum all on the grill....

like very messy lidat....

and then when we eat almost all the hot dog

and crab meat liaos then anna and her

frends come....

but they also dun care cos they eat like damn
little......

and then when all the food finish, it start drizzle

so we haf togo back into the room....

and then chelsea and madeline and crystabel and

joy go back their room...

then anna and her frends come with all the boys

in our room and like totally cramp siah......
then the boys want to go bowling but like damn late

liaos but we still went...

and then anna's cousins came to fetch her cos

she not staying......
and then marko and me and ben w8 untill
sian liaos so we went back to our room and then

can hear the girls screaming in the other room

from the toilet when i shitting...........

then the rest come back at like 2 smthing then dom

say he dun wan to sleep so he play ben's psp for like

the whole nite.....

dats all for the 1st nite..........

2008-11-16T22:24:00.003+08:00

today i just come back from
the chalet and mie toe hurts like
hell.....
cos we suppose to go wild wild
wet yesterdaybut only chelsea
and some boys want to go so
we never go and start playing
chalet catching....
so when we playing dat time i
still wearing slipper but then i think
joy or mark was coming to mie hiding
place so i just run but then when i
running half way mie slipper drop
but then i heard someone saying" eh
over there got people lehs!"
so i dun care mie slipper and run lorhs....
so i run and mie toe go inside one of the
bars in the drain cover...
at first nothing one but then when i pull
mie toe out mie nail crack in half and the
sharp part poke into the flesh.....
then blood, blood everywhere.............
anyways, madeline mother bring me to
dunno where to get bandage and plasters...
and then the people there go and call a
life guard dat like just finish work to come!
at first i was like " okay lah, just a life guard
only wad! scared what?"
then he come in and i totally freaked out cos
he was like so damn huge lehs!
like he's upper half of the body is two of mark lehs!!!
and he like ang moh so i cannot understand
wad he saying and he cannot understand me also....
so like damn funny cos i thought he going to do
dunno wad to me so i dun wan to sit down untill
the counter there the receptionist go and do
translation and he give me bandage and plasters
and the woman say he say put under running water
then okays liaos....

2008-11-13T21:06:00.002+08:00

Very sad today cos like
the last day of school....
and then i took like a
damn lot of pictures with like
a lot of teachers and then when
me and wee and guo yue and vivek
and jing chao walking home dat time
we do bomb again!
just dat this time we make with no fire
one.....
jing chao go and put baking soda and
vingar in one bottle and then he close
it and shake.....
then got a lot of foam and nothing
else happen.........
anyways, today mie com finally fix liaos
but i still cannot upload pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so crap siah.....
and then just now jing chao call and ask " eh
cruise tomorrow no school rite?"
and i was like " yar?"
and then he like still damn blur......
hahahahahahahhs......
i'll definetly remember jing chao's hair
next year.......
then tmrw i going to chalet........
results are coming soon.....
WooHoooo!!!!

2008-11-12T21:15:00.003+08:00

Today was like damn weird
cos alotof weird things happen...
okays just now we went to guo yue's
house cos we wanted to go to jia le's
house but then he doing dunno wad
project with his class so we wait at
guo yue's house....
and then i go and pour ice milo into a
glass and then when i drinking half way
the glass shatter lehs!!!!!!!!!!!
i was like OMG!!!!
and then got a little bit of tiny tiny pieces
of glass in mie mouth and i inside like
got ant biting me lidat.....
so the milo all pour onto mie pants and it look
like i shit in mie pants!!
so i haf to borrow from guo yue pants to wear....
and then i tasted blood in mie mouth!!!!!
and then when jia le done with his project
i and wee and guo yue and vivek go with
randall, darren hon, shermin, qian yi's cousin,
choon zin, lim jing, jia hao, kevin, daniel go and
play car park catching.....
then it rain like very heavily and then the car park
become flooded....
so i and wee never wear shoe so we run on the
water that time we cannot run cos the car park
like got little bit of oil left over from the cars
so when the floor get wet and we step, our feet
become like got soap lidat....
and then i dunno so i just run cos got catcher coming
liaos....
then i run like damn fast but then more than half of
mie steps no use at all!
like i running very fast but then going nowhere....
so i running half way i want to turn dat time i slide
totally sideways.....
like i running like full speed but going very slow dat time
i thought turning very slow also so i turn a bit and then
i fall horizontall lehs.....
walaos...
now still pain....
anyways, tmrw wearing vivek's pants go school cos mie
only pants become like dirty liaos so i had to borrow from
him just now.....
and then tmrw is like the last day of school and like damn sad
lidat lorhs........
oh yar, wee is going on stage tmrw to read a speach so i
going to ask everyone to go and cheer......
WooHooo!!!!
Go WEE!!!!

2008-11-11T21:17:00.003+08:00

Today we all went to anna's house
to go and play cos we all too bored
liaos....'
and then we go her house and i play
with a matress i found....
like a put it on the floor and then i
run very very fast and then like
superman-flying-position onto the
matress and then slide very far on
the floor....
okays, is like i run then i jump on the
matress and land on my chest.....
easier to understand....
anyways, anna's bro also go and try
and then he very small and light so when
he run no momentum and the matress
move alittle bit only and he look damn poor
thing......
anyways, i go and try other things like
i run and jump and then try to land in the
sleeping position but then very very very pain...
cos when i jump, i step on the matress and it
very slippery so it slide forward and then i
fall down and land on mie head seh!
and then we go and play blind mice and
then all gt damn tired.........
and then we go back to anna's house to
rest....
WTF, i make us sound like old peoples....
hahahahahhahahahhs..........
and then the blind mice was like damn dangerous...
today i found out that we are just a few days
away from THE LAST DAY
OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG........
so sad.....